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20 <h1><a href="#">Blërg!</a></h1>
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70 <h2>I am 12 and what is this</h2>
72 <p>Blërg is a microblogging platform. Or maybe a miniblogging
73 platform. Blërg is not sure. Blërg is a lot like <a
74 href="http://twitter.com/">Twitter</a>, but aims to fix some of its
75 idiosyncracies. Blërg does not want to be a full blogging platform
76 like <a href="http://wordpress.com/">Wordpress</a> or <a
77 href="http://livejournal.com/">Livejournal</a>. Blërg is also an <a
78 href="/doc/">open source tagged text database engine</a> written in C
79 that does the back-end work. Blërg's author finds it entertaining to
80 anthropomorphize Blërg in the third person.</p>
82 <h2>But what's wrong with Twitter?</h2>
84 <p>I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. There are two aspects of Twitter that just bug
85 me as an engineer:</p>
88 <li><strong>Ruby on Rails</strong> - Using rails to prototype a system is
89 fine — scaling up to a million hits a day with it is just a bad
90 idea. As the service grew, I'm sure it cost them a lot more time than
92 <li><strong>140 characters is not enough</strong> - I routinely write
93 sentences longer than 140 characters, so I can't even begin to imagine
94 making a point in such a small space. This textual confinement has
95 led to the rise of URL shorteners, which are <a
96 href="http://bytex64.net/blog/e2256">breaking the internet</a>.
99 <p>Blërg solves these problems by applying absurd reactionary
100 engineering. Blërg's database backend is a custom C program that
101 handles requests over HTTP and stores data in a very small and
102 efficient indexed log-structured database. The frontend is done
103 entirely in client-side Javascript. A single post can be up to 65535
106 <p>Which is not to say that I believe writing your service in C is the
107 solution to all your problems. Clearly, this approach has just as
108 many hairy problems that will bite you in the ass sooner or later.
109 The best way, as with most things, lies somewhere in the middle of
110 high-level abstraction and ZOMGHARDCORE OPTIMIZATION.</p>
112 <h2>Is this a joke?</h2>
114 <p>Yes. No. Maybe. Blërg is an exercise in constructive satire — a
115 fully functional service created in a fit of hubris to poke fun at Twitter's
116 engineering. It's just for fun, but no one is going to keep you from using
119 <h2>Tell me more about this database engine.</h2>
121 <p>Here, take a look at the <a href="/doc/#design">design docs</a>.</p>
123 <h2>I'm a social media whore and I want to share links!</h2>
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