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+# The God Help You Public License
+
+You may, without any warranty of any kind, use the source code provided
+with this license in the following ways:
+
+1. You may modify and build the source code for personal use.
+
+2. You may distribute copies of the unmodified source code and binaries
+   derived from it.
+
+3. You may distribute modified copies of the source code, god help you,
+   provided that:
+
+   - You make it clear that the source code has been modified by you.
+
+   - You must make these modifications available under this license.
+
+4. You may integrate this source code into another work under that
+   work's license, provided that these warnings are displayed
+   prominently when the work is executed or displayed:
+
+   - This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deeds are
+     commemorated here.
+
+   - Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss gazes into you.
+
+   - May god have mercy on your soul.